Captain Picard
by Wesley Willis
You are a wet blanket star.
You can really get in the groove.
You are the wet blanket king.
Captain Picard is the best.
CAPTAIN PICARD!!!
CAPTAIN PICARD!!!
CAPTAIN PICARD!!!
CAPTAIN PICARD!!!
You make the joyride music.
You are my special wet blanket.
You can really get in the groove.
Captain Picard really whoops a donkey's [arse].
CAPTAIN PICARD!!!
CAPTAIN PICARD!!!
CAPTAIN PICARD!!!
CAPTAIN PICARD!!!
About 47300 people like Captain Picard.
Captain Picard is the best.
Right on brother.
Captain Picard is excellent.
Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.
Be a Pepper - drink Dr. Pepper.
I created this song on the Wesley Willis Song Generator. Scroll to the bottom of the page to make your own Wesley Willis songs. Apparently, he is a real person who sells real albums -- unbelieveable.
via Midwest Pundits' "Nipplegate" post