November 24, 2003

You're a guy looking



  • You're a guy looking for Ms. Right in the personals, and you have to sort through cross-dre$$ing, tr@nsgendered, questioning, pre-op or post-op former gentlemen.
  • You see bathrooms labeled "His," "Hers" and "Others."
  • You celebrate Father's Day by laying a wreath for an unknown donor at the local biotech lab.
  • Casual Friday has been replaced by Clothing-Optional Friday, and nudity is encouraged each year when roughly 50,000 runners, costumed thrill seekers, beer guzzlers and streakers hit the streets for the annual Bay to Breakers race.
  • The city government, with a budget of $5 billion -- larger than nearly 40 out of 50 states -- can't balance its checkbook and still complains that the taxes for corporations and the rich aren't high enough.
  • The name of your child's second-grade teacher is Flipper, and he has more nose rings and bloody body piercings than a bull in Tijuana after the bullfight.
  • The only Republicans you know are President Bush and your deer-hunting uncle in Minnesota, and you hate 'em both.
  • You think "Alice in Wonderland" should be in the nonfiction section of the bookstore.
  • You think that the rest of America is replete with a bunch of screwed-up hillbillies, factory workers, farmers, hunters and veterans -- and that their only redeeming quality is that they pay taxes for the many social programs you, an unemployed artist, can enjoy.
  • Read more of this excellent article by Adam Sparks

    Posted by 2Flower at November 24, 2003 10:21 AM | TrackBack
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