We had another fun FHE last week. Ian gave a short lesson about baptism that was very good, and afterward, we played Mad Libs. You haven't lived if you haven't tried it. Even Scott and I couldn't help laughing. Here was our favorite one from last Monday:
WAITRESS AND CUSTOMER
Scene: A restaurant (where else?)
Customer: Oh, waitress! Would you please bring me a fan, I want to see what today's special is.
Waitress: Today's special is Piglet (our min. dachshund) sauted in cream of video tape soup. Does that sound good?
Customer: No, I'll have the roast prime sling blades of beef with the idiotic pudding.
Waitress: We're out of that. How about a sizzling sirloin Rice Crispie Treat and a gooey green salad?
Customer: No thanks, I'd rather have the slimy fried chicken.
Waitress: Sorry, but we're out of that, too. How about fried clock hand?
Customer: No thanks. Do you have any roast Long Island Lamp?
Waitress: No, but why don't you try our smart goulash with homemade cloud sauce?
Customer: Oh, never mind. Just bring me a difficult egg sandwich and a cup of black melted marshmallows.
Update: Mad Libs books can bought at bookstores, or you can find some free ones on the internet by doing a search. Someone fills in the missing parts of speech (adjective, noun, etc.) by asking for that part of speech from others in the room. The results are usually pretty funny.
Posted by 2Flower at November 10, 2003 04:47 PM | TrackBack