October 31, 2003
SPOOKY STORIES Brother Stevens
Brother Stevens
He called this morning, and my neck felt almost broken by the time I managed to extricate myself. And I have to pick him up tonight and take him to the church with us. He has no teeth, BTW, so that's a little scary...
My Mother-In Law
Called right after Bro. S. She wants to wish Scott a Happy Birthday because she couldn't get us on the phone yesterday. He might be in for some guilt...
I Found My Bra
Finally! Under all the costume clutter...
Mad Scientific Experiments
Threw away those yucky guts, rotten eyeballs, shrunken heads, and a section of pig corpse out of the fridge...
Found A Corpse in the Sink
A dead daddy-long-legs. They make their way into the house in droves every fall. I Hate Them With A Passion...
Six Hours Left To Live
Before I have to have 2 costumes finished.
Piglet Is a Monster
Who pooped in her kennel last night and peed on the carpet this morning.
More Stories to Come... if I live through the day.
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