*2blog*

My free help & advice (you get what you pay for)

I'm going to try to help people find stuff from the oddball queries that led them here. If I don't have it, I might make it (up). In the past on my blog*spot blog, I usually only listed the odd search referrals and laughed in an insensitive way. Well now I'm going to make more of an effort to give people what they want. It's the thought that counts. Yes, it is.

Stuff I can help you with:

small cock -- Here you go.

roach balls -- Yes, you want these.

gmail invite links -- I have a few if there is anyone left on the planet doesn't already have one. See me after class.

who will wire my jaws shut -- first, buy some good insurance and supplemental insurance. Second, break your jaw, but make sure it looks like an accident. Third, go to the hospital -- they have people there called surgeons who do that sort of thing.

how to cut jaw wires -- First, pray you don't have to. Second, use the scissors you're supposed to have with you at all times. Third, only cut things that look and feel like wires. Fourth, let someone else do it.

i hate daylight savings time -- me too! I hope my empathy helped you.

prayers for itching -- I think they are like regular prayers -- just mention the itching.

Tobey Maguire weighs lbs -- Yes, he does, only I don't know how many. My advice is don't worry about how much he weighs -- just enjoy the scenery.

girlie men pictures -- Here and here if you must.

austen powers pics -- This may have been a misspelling, but you never know. I'm a actually a Jane Austen fan. I've never been a fan of Austin Powers, but he would make a great Wickham in Pride and Prejudice, or a great Willoughby in Sense and Sensibility.

'Austen Powers Wickham'

'Austen Powers Willoughby'

Stuff I'm afraid I can't help you with:

play the sims2 without disk 1 -- you lucky dog. I don't have any Sims2 disks yet.
just kill me -- sorry, I think that's frowned upon in most places.
dental hygenist enfp -- I'm an ENFP, but I would hate to be a hygenist.
helping inspirer Jung -- Huh?
byu television scary -- I seriously doubt it.
Blighton cat adopt -- no, I don't have a cat named Blighton, but if I get one you'll be the first to know. I have plenty of cats to spare.
sheltie pregnancy -- not yet, but Obi and Padi are working on it.
return lds missionary pics -- not for at least 2 years.

Posted by 2Flower at September 23, 2004 08:55 PM